I remember how frustrating this was when i was pregnant!!!
All the damn time!
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
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what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
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This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK
the most perfect post.
This is marvelous and I very much want this to be a YouTube video so that it can be more easily digestible.
But I will point out that you’re not going to get toxic shock syndrome because you leave your tampon in for an extra 3 minutes. Toxic shock is a rare disease and the chances of getting it can be increased by the prolonged use of tampons. Incidence is about 0.003% per year of tampon-using women. (That’s roughly the murder rate in the US…though, to be clear, for all people, whether or not they use tampons)
In other words…you do not have a time bomb ticking in your crotch. Toxic shock is rare, but be aware of the symptoms just in case.
IT SHOULD BE LAW FOR EVERY MAN TO READ THIS AT LEAST ONCE.
I’m Nick, an aspiring freelance artist and aneurotypical trans guy trying to get his T letter without insurance or regular income (a poor, starving artist living commission-to-commission stereotype incarnate). I am losing my mind not being able to transition. My family can’t afford to help me pay for treatment either, so I don’t know where else to turn other than to the kindness of strangers.
I’m hoping to raise about $850 to cover gender assessment fees and T-related medical bills. Every dollar helps!
And for YOU GUYS— for every donation over $5, I will send you a random thank-you sketch! For donations $20 and up, send me a message along with your paypal donation with the name of your favourite character and I will send you a drawing of them comparable to the donated amount!! Donations over $100, I will draw a 3-page comic about anything you choose and worship you as a god.
PLEASE HELP NICK HE’S MY BESTIE AND HE REALLY NEEDS THIS!!!
This dude is great, and he makes great art
I’m poor but maybe some other nice tumblr person can help out!!!
GOD DAMN IT EVERY TIME THIS IS ON MY DASH I NEARLY THROW UP LAUGHING
Knowing you’re the last generation to remember life before the internet…